Frequently Uttered Questions


Q - Is the palm oil in the soap sustainably harvested? I don't want to kill the orangutans!
Our palm oil supplier is a member of the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO), an organization that supports sustainable palm oil production. All of our products are vegan, not tested on animals, are sodium lauryl sulfate free, and feature sustainably harvested ingredients.
Q - Are you poking fun at the Live Laugh Love movement?

Absolutely! But the emphasis is more on the fun and less on the poking.
Q - Is there a F*ck guarantee involved with the F*ck Soap? Can you say I will be f*ckable after use of said soap? What if i just have the unwrapped soap in my pocket? Would that work as well??

F*ck Soap provides the user with a lovely vanilla-scented clean and can assure a pleasant response in the human olfactory system. However, we consider the importance of cleanliness a mere fraction of overall f*ckability, and recommends the additional application of charm, politeness, intelligence, and if possible, attractiveness.



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