Hills Soap


$ 7.00

Goddess of Competence and Experience

Do you wake up every morning feeling icky that you live in Trumpland? Here's a bar of therapy soap to wash off the daily stink of the most horrifying election in US history. To the winner of the popular vote, we pray. Smells like male tears (aloe with a hint of almond) HILLS in glittery gold soap letters. Comes in a tan kraft box featuring an illustration of Queen Hillary on the label. 

All of our ingredients are vegan, not tested on animals, are sodium lauryl sulfate free, and sustainably harvested. As all of our soaps are handcrafted, subtle variations in color, as well as minor air bubbles or surface imperfections are normal. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein, Titanium Dioxide, Aloe Vera Gel, Oat Protein, Vanilla, Almond.


 WE SHUT DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS DEC 16-28 
 LAST DAY TO ORDER FOR XMAS: DEC 16 
 ALWAYS FREE SHIPPING ON $30 OR MORE
 ALL IN-STOCK ORDERS SHIP WITHIN TWO DAYS 

 Contact Us: EffingSoap@gmail.com 


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