The Heavenly F*ck


$ 7.00

Soap that Gives a Flying F*ck

Same as our Floating F*ck but the inner opaque f*ck is white for the most Kubrickian bathrooms. The perfect gift for your very farsighted grandmother, this soap revels in all its holy glory until worn down by use. Available in aloe with a hint of almond and white opaque letters. Comes in a white pearly box with a light blue sleeve suitable for gift giving. 

All of our ingredients are vegan, not tested on animals, are sodium lauryl sulfate free, and sustainably harvested. As all of our soaps are handcrafted, subtle variations in color, as well as minor air bubbles or surface imperfections are normal. Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Sorbitan oleate, Soy bean protein, Titanium Dioxide, Aloe Vera Gel, Oat Protein, Vanilla, Almond.


 WE SHUT DOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS DEC 16-28 
 LAST DAY TO ORDER FOR XMAS: DEC 16 
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 ALL IN-STOCK ORDERS SHIP WITHIN TWO DAYS 

 Contact Us: EffingSoap@gmail.com 


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